HOME REMEDIES FOR WHAT’S AILING YA
A cheesy smile—needs a frowning cracker.
A juicy mouth—needs a dry sponge.
A sore back——needs a relaxed front.
A lying tongue—needs a truthful tonsil.
A trick knee——needs a bowlegged magician.
A full stomach—needs an empty pair of pants.
A funny bone—–needs a humor-less X-ray.
A face lift———–needs a planet with no gravity.
A bruised rib—–needs some soft BBQ sauce.
A tickle in the throat—needs a massage in a glass.
A runny nose——needs sneakers with tissues.