Home Remedies for What’s Ailing Ya

HOME REMEDIES FOR WHAT’S AILING YA

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A cheesy smile—needs a frowning cracker.

A juicy mouth—needs a dry sponge.

A sore back——needs a relaxed front.

A lying tongue—needs a truthful tonsil.

A trick knee——needs a bowlegged magician.

A full stomach—needs an empty pair of pants.

A funny bone—–needs a humor-less X-ray.

A face lift———–needs a planet with no gravity.

A bruised rib—–needs some soft BBQ sauce.

A tickle in the throat—needs a massage in a glass.

                            AND LASTLY

A runny nose——needs sneakers with tissues. 

MrsOo71113

 

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